Romper: Rad or Ridiculous?

About a year or so ago, the Romper (or playsuit as it was called) came back in style after its first introduction in the 40s and 50s.

Now those look cute and retro but their modern alternatives have me hesitating.

The first one has me worried that some poor unsuspecting person could have their ENTIRE outfit pulled off by accident. The second one would be a cute skirt or a cute top... but both....? The third one is actually ok if you don't mind your shirt looking like its tucked in.

They aren't really that bad, but something about them just doesn't sit right. Maybe its because they remind me of when I was a little girl, we used to were these things called short-alls.
They were super comfy and super ugly.

Or maybe its just because its so ingrained in me that your top and bottom should not be made out of the exact same material.
See? Its just not workin' for anyone.

Or maybe its the name itself that bothers me... I mean this is also a romper...
Rompers: Hit or Miss?
ummmm idk know about you but I'm leaning towards a MISS

And Now a Message From Our High School Correspondant:Goats

Next time you are at the zoo I encourage you to find a goat in the petting area and have a staring contest with it. Do not do this is if you are under 18 or are easily scared, because goats have evil eyes.
I am scared of cat eyes; the slits get to me; but now that I have looked at a goat's eyes I am permanent screwed up. Look at these eyes:



Now imagine waking up and seeing them next to you in bed. Not a good morning...

You might even get mad



With the anger problems, the eyes, the smell, the sharp horns, the tangled beards, and last but not least, the fact that they chew on metal cans; goats are the worst animals that have ever existed.


Accordions? Hit
Goats? Miss

William Huntington Worcestershire IV- High school corespondent

Lap Dogs

Popular since at least the 13th century and traceable to the 8th century, the lap dog has been a symbol of status and a fashion accessory for quite some time. Admittedly their original purpose, which was to attract fleas away from their owners, is hardly glamorous. But perhaps the lap dog is going out of fashion. Popular dog carriers are now verging on the trashy side, and the use of a living creature as a fashion accessory seems questionable.

Perhaps once upon a time lap dogs represented sophistication and elegance, but now they seem to stand for vapidity.

Also questionable are the products made available by the popularity of lap dogs. You can purchase a wealth of accessories for your dog, perhaps to comfort yourself for using the dog as your accessory.


Will no one think of the poor dogs?


Hit or miss? Look at the picture above! A clear miss.